December 21, 2007

Make like Zog and take what you are hungry for

Book proposal for a pulling guide penned by wanking young cad. Hilarious, for all the wrong reasons. If you manage to cringe your way through to the end, please send a reader's report. (From Maud.)

December 10, 2007

New fiction!

After a very long time away from publishing short stories, I've got a short short in the latest issue of The Walrus. It's part of a segment called Noir Canada:
The noir novel has long been a staple of urban American fiction. But what about Canada? The Walrus asked Canadian novelists to sketch their cities as grittier, sexier, and darker than you might ever have imagined . . .
Mine is set in Vancouver, naturally. See if you can guess the location.