April 21, 2005

The dark side of free nosh

Carbs aplenty in the last few days. Croissants, cheese and water crackers, potatoey things you eat off a napkin. Everyone knows gluten holds the world together, but why is catered food always like this? I didn't think it was possible, but I think I'm burned out on comfort food.

April 20, 2005

Just like home, only better

I love hotels. There aren't any of the encrustations of real life. Just ordered anonymity and an abundance of possibilities. At home the postman might knock on my door, but I'm not going to run into Omar Sharif in an elevator (I did as a child years ago in Montreal). I love the throw-backs in the bathroom: shower caps, shoe polishing cloths. Even an ice bucket is somehow an anachronistic thing when you think about it. From when curlers were a beauty chore and ice didn't come out of the front of the fridge. Wallpaper. Bedspreads. I could live in hotels. Maybe I'm showing my princess roots.

Here's a link to an underwater hotel in Key Largo. It might be a lot like sleeping in a fishtank.

April 2, 2005

Tree-planting, millenium-style

A few months ago I found this trailer for Getting Screefed, which pretty much illustrates why it's tough to make great art out of tree-planting culture in all its stoned, freaky, athletico-militaristic wonder. Has anyone ever seen this movie? I'd be curious to know.

Maybe this is strictly a phenomenon amongst crews who work in the old-growth, coastal sections of British Columbia but I haven't seen grungy flannel since the mid-nineties. Now we're fleece and Goretex and Pelican briefcases. We look like a bunch of sodden, exceptionally dirty Whistlerites. Also, I notice the arrival of digital cameras and MP3 players on the block. Well, at least the weed-smoking goes on unabated.

Below, next to my shovel and rubber backpack, are my half-and-halfs, the most expensive footwear I own. I buy them begrudgingly from a small company in Victoria, B.C., that seems to have the market cornered on cripplingly uncomfortable work boots. John Vaillant describes caulks in his wonderful book, The Golden Spruce, as "industrial golf shoes." Or something apt like that--unfortunately I can't verify his phrase, as my copy of the book has been on constant loan since I finished it.

After many weeks of slacking

I'm just back from a tree-planting tour, shut down by snow falling on cedars at the back of the beautiful (if you glaze over the clearcuts) Jervis Inlet, 100 kilometres north of Sechelt on the Sunshine Coast. Forget blogging--the only way to telecommunicate is via satellite (at around $3/minute).

I arrived home to find a rodent under my kitchen sink and a spanky new copy of my own book in a Fedex pack. A strange thing, finding "a giant mouse" has been eviscerating used tea bags in your absence. I feel slightly burgled. An even stranger thing, thumbing through your first book. I would imagine it's like holding your newborn and deciding it looks nothing like the person you imagined in gestation. Yet it has four limbs, is breathing, and you are sort of guiltily happy.

An excerpt from Ladykiller is up, finally. You can read it here.