December 11, 2006

Resolutions

It is resolved that 2007 will be The Year of Get the Funk Out. A time of cleanliness and order, of procrastination-free productivity. Of early rising to green tea instead of coffee with a chemical composition similar to that of military-grade jet fuel. Of San Pellegrino instead of beer. Reading instead of crap TV. It will be the year of folding clothes and putting them away instead of amassing them in swaying pile on furniture used exclusively for this purpose. There will be home cooking. Salad, lots of salad . . .

And for all of you who are sick of looking at the same old masthead, this website gets a facelift. Do any of you do this for a living? And would you willing build me a masthead? Because I'd much rather give you my money than some mouse-slinging stranger with a weird haircut who will without doubt charge me a drug dealer's monthly salary.