December 5, 2006

Professional help recommended

My dear sweet American friend fond of Googling "woman poops out tapeworm on side of highway": You've been roving around in the course of your research, three times now, in desperate, wayward leaps ending up here. I'm getting worried about you! You should go to emerg! I'm just an author. I write fiction mostly, a bit of non-fiction now and again, but even then I'm sort of lie-prone. You shouldn't listen to anything I say as it pertains to your intestinal health. Actually, I don't recommend Googling for health inquiries at all--haven't you heard of cyber-chondria? You can really freak yourself out. And, in case you hadn't noticed, your search terms are frightening! I followed your link and hit a website called "Purported Bin Laden Tape Worm Attacks." Anyhow, I hope you're okay. Blessed Virgin Mary in Heaven, I pray you aren't looking for porn.