I'm not a pimp, I just play one on TV
That grey brick-like visual in the sidebar is not actually an ad, it's a cunning eye trick, a sleight-of-mouse-hand. Yeah, uh, it's research. Okay, okay, it's my attempt to get this site to actually pay for itself in 2007. I'd beg you click on those ads, click the hell out of them, if I thought it might actually make much of a difference. But I think they work a lot like book royalties--10 cents for every thousand hits.
A drag, a real drag, for all of you who love the "Googled" section so much. Now you've got to scroll down just that extra little bit, tiring your trigger fingers and sullying your eyes with vanity publishing offers and vacation property promotions in Charlotte, NC. I know. To sweeten the deal I volunteer to enable the comments function--if I can figure out how in sweet, soggy tarnation it works. Act now. Valid for a limited time only. Especially you, my Texan friend, who wrote in with this in response to Monday's post:
A drag, a real drag, for all of you who love the "Googled" section so much. Now you've got to scroll down just that extra little bit, tiring your trigger fingers and sullying your eyes with vanity publishing offers and vacation property promotions in Charlotte, NC. I know. To sweeten the deal I volunteer to enable the comments function--if I can figure out how in sweet, soggy tarnation it works. Act now. Valid for a limited time only. Especially you, my Texan friend, who wrote in with this in response to Monday's post:
Dear Ms. Gill,All right, Dallas, it will be done. The comments as well as the tippling. But don't come crying to me when Ma G starts eviscerating you with her red pen.
I mean not to sound like a broken record but how can I properly express my pessimism without a comments function on your blog. Suggest that should be resolution!
So instead you get this:
It is resolved that 2007 will be The Year of Get the Funk Out. A time of cleanliness and order, of procrastination-free productivity.
Okay, I'll give you this one, I like order, I like cleanliness and I feel they are both very important.
Of early rising to green tea instead of coffee with a chemical composition similar to that of military-grade jet fuel.
Maybe you would consider just cutting back, green tea has much of same shit that coffee does really and let's face it, coffee rocks.
Of San Pellegrino instead of beer.
BOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hiss, even.
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Texas Tart said:
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- December 13, 2006
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m said:
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- December 14, 2006
Fricken great!!!! Let this be a message to all you kiddies at home, persistence pays off...so keep nagging and eventually you'll get your way. I'll take a dose of Ma G's infinite wisdom anyday thank you if it means I can comment my butt off!!! :-) Oh happy day!
About time!
Now I can inanely write things that I would normally just tell you in person.
p.s. I think one of the stipulations of google ads is not to draw attention to them or ask people to click them. I only know because I've been thinking of getting ads myself.
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