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This morning I received an email from an anonymous reader in Dallas, TX: "Why don't you have comments on your blog?" My concerned friend in Texas, there are a few reasons why not, though I did consider it for some time before crippling that function in my blogging apparatus: 1) I'm afraid of ending up with a torrent of feedback the likes of "Can't satisfy your girlfriend?" and "Try the new weight loss miracle herb!" 2) I'm afraid of ending up with no comments at all save those left by Ma G. 3) I'm afraid of comments (An author, Pisces--terribly sensitive).
Dear people, you have no idea just how boring it is to get no feedback whatsoever. Absolutely no fun at all. I've been encouraging you all telepathically to send me email in a bid to make this place more interactive. I think you may be shy. Or perhaps you're just worried I'll blog your correspondence (I might, come to think of it). Anyway, consider it. And get back to me. Oh, and don't forget our separate repository for all your heavy-duty criticism/lambasting needs: the Complaints Department.
Dear people, you have no idea just how boring it is to get no feedback whatsoever. Absolutely no fun at all. I've been encouraging you all telepathically to send me email in a bid to make this place more interactive. I think you may be shy. Or perhaps you're just worried I'll blog your correspondence (I might, come to think of it). Anyway, consider it. And get back to me. Oh, and don't forget our separate repository for all your heavy-duty criticism/lambasting needs: the Complaints Department.
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