Who's ya daddy?
This is for Jennica, who the other day sent me the hypnotically time-wasting Dante's Inferno Test. The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test, which determines how many descendants you'll sire in 32 generations, based on physical might and your Machiavelli-horndog quotient. According to the test's designer, "binge drinking and latex allergies are major plusses," where "latex allergy" is a mating ritual rather than an ailment. Genghis Khan is reportedly the ancestral father of 1 in 200 men on earth.
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