Laughing out loud, with Robaxacet
Pretty soon you're going to start thinking I have some sort of lit-snob issue with illiterate dyslexic "busy" busy celebrities.**
There's this, a letter received from an unnamed publicist by blogger-with-a-giant-following Maud Newton in NYC.
Maud's reply:
**While I was laughing at the above post, I leaned back in my chair, got one of the casters caught on the rug, nipped myself upright while on the verge of tipping over, which in turn caused the mild lumbar ache I've got right now. Serves me right.
There's this, a letter received from an unnamed publicist by blogger-with-a-giant-following Maud Newton in NYC.
Hi Maud:
My name is ***** and on behalf of [publisher], I’m currently helping spread the word about Pamela Anderson’s latest work, Star Struck. I noticed you mentioned in an earlier post about publishers plunking bucks into supporting books like Pam’s earlier work, Star, and thought your site’s target audience would really get a kick out of this book. Would you be interested in receiving a free copy of a Pam’s book in exchange for a piece on your site? Maybe several copies for a contest? You may want to write a review about the book, hold a book contest, write a small blurb and feature it somewhere on your site, or something along those line (if you come up with another idea, please let me know.) In return for your kindness and help, I will happily send you a copy.
If you’re interested, please get back to me and we can work out whatever is necessary.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Warmest Regards,
*****
Maud's reply:
Dear *****:
Thanks for the note. I have no interest in Ms. Anderson except as an object of ridicule.
If you’d still like to send the book along, let me know.
Maud
**While I was laughing at the above post, I leaned back in my chair, got one of the casters caught on the rug, nipped myself upright while on the verge of tipping over, which in turn caused the mild lumbar ache I've got right now. Serves me right.
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